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Struggle waffles

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle
Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."
by Ordol09 December 19, 2013
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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?
by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023
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fried chicken and waffles

Black people's dream food.
by chowman November 9, 2006
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roffles my waffles

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
by AIDS STD October 19, 2003
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Phenomenal Waffles

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008
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How to drink waffles

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!
by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021
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giggle me some waffles

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"
by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014
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