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Vulva Kick

A kick to the woman's vulva/ovaries to cause pain.

Women do not realize how much damage a kick to the vulva can cause them. Hitting them directly in the vulva can be very fatal.

Kicking a woman directly in her vulva can cause:
-major bleeding
-nausea
-heart attacks
-cause to be knocked out
-no longer able to give birth

This is a great self defense move to use on women.

I remember this girl was bullying me, and I kicked her directly in her ovaries, she dropped to the ground and began at cry. Nobody decided to help her and she was just groveling on the floor... All day.
Samantha was bullying me, so I gave her a swift vulva kick. Her ovaries we're bleeding the whole week.
by No Name 07 May 17, 2021
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vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.
Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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Vulgarian

A vulgar person who displays his wealth in a vulgar manner.
Ex: Lil Wayne (the perfect vulgarian)
by Musicaltroll July 9, 2012
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Vulvano

The warm, treacherous, explosive space between a woman's legs.
My journey to the center of the woman began at the vulvano.
by Shaun.S April 25, 2009
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Vulvazela

The act of violently blowing into a woman's vagina until she loudly quiffs back into your face.
I played my girlfriend's vulvazela last night, and it was much better than listening to the world cup.
by godot99 July 11, 2010
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vulgarity

The only tool an ignorant and hostile person knows how to use to get their point across.
Vulgarity makes a person sound like an undeucated, ignorant, hostile idiot who needs his mouth washed out with soap.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 5, 2008
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Vulgar'd

To take advantage of a complete pussy-nubbit moron by either scamming (an eBayer) or pwning (nub-ganking) him/her.
Oh shit, you got Vulgar'd... Nub.
by Vulgar ;) December 19, 2004
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