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Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
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VWB (Virtual Wank Bank)

People who have photographic memory or who can remember seeing things and then masturbate over the memory of visual image they have stored in their mind. People who can do this may store multiple memory / images in their mind, and keep a collection virtually in their mind.
Seeing a nude woman on a beach, and later on masturbating over it or something else stored in their VWB (Virtual Wank Bank).
by Matdragon October 8, 2010
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Virtual Panopticon

A virtual panopticon is a world were everyone is monitored by a government or computer system that decides what we should eat, wear, fear and other task that we, the common people, otherwise take for granted.
See books by John Twelve Hawks as a most triumphant example. This deal with a virtual panopticon and how it could really come down to effecting people.
by Alexander Drummond February 26, 2009
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virtual anorexia

When a person alters pictures of themselves online to appear thinner, yet continues to maintain their current body type in real-life.
Deloris was very self-aware of her weight gain and suffered from virtual anorexia. Using her graphic design skills, she shaved a few pounds off of her photos.
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Virtual Gobby

When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.
"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"
by bombers1829 April 26, 2010
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Virtual Hangover

When you wake up the next morning regretting what you did online last night.
OMG I've got a virtual hangover. What did I do online last night,shit I signed up to a virtual data centre, my girl friend will kill me and I won't be able to afford to eat for a month.

Shit, what did I do online last night? I signed up to a dating site and invited a Russian girl around my flat and payed for the flights, now I'm broke.
by gregjones September 3, 2012
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Virtual Road Dome

When your playing a car racing game (like Mario Kart) and you are getting a blowjob or (dome) at the same time.
My friend Nate Baker got some nice virtual road dome last night. "Hey baby, wanna give me some quick virtual road dome?"
by Tybo596 December 22, 2012
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