vertical cuisine 

A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle.

Food-presentation forms other than vertical cuisine:
-plating: small pieces of food, not overly decorated.
-foams: a new method of presenting food as frothy and aerated for more flavor!

vertical cuisine by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

vertical lip piercing 

when the piercing has been vertically pierced through the lip instead of straight through

a vertical lip piercing doesn't exit to the inside of your mouth

vertical lip piercing by Jonnyx13 April 12, 2008

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

vertical vacuuming by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

vertical bacon 

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

vertical bacon by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

vertical smash 

the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash

Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.

vertical smash by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich 

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

vertical bacon sandwich by dunno August 21, 2003

vertical vampire 

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

vertical vampire by Jenny November 11, 2004