Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

Johny-Verse

Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.

Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”

by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Ari-Verse

A space where joe can miss mariha. No where bigger exists. The Jojo verse is fake

I missed you so much that the Ari-Verse is full to the brim. the Jojo verse is fake u crocy girl 🐊

by Hejehj jevebeve December 13, 2020

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Verse Relationship

A relationship (typically used in roleplay or fanfiction) seperate from the main universe of the story.

"I love when Bella and Jacob have a verse relationship in fanfiction!"

by HollyOfTheVolturiGuard September 2, 2013

Versing

When two people are going against each other in any competitive matter that is pointless and or meaningless, such as in Fantasy Football. VS becomes spoken as ‘versing’.

Aww man, I just looked at the Fantasy Football roster, I’m versing you this week!

by TheJediGolfer September 15, 2019