Vagoner

1. A female erection.

2. A Female boner!

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!

by Kaycee B February 13, 2008

varnish

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

by Trigital October 28, 2010

varonica

Varonica is an all around amazing person who everyone wants to be friends with. She is extremely beautiful with a perfect body which results in every guy crushing on her. She is super nice and tries to always stay out of drama and conflict. She has a small but loyal group of close friends but everyone likes her and chats with her. She’s definitely someone you want to meet!!

Classmate: “I love your jeans V!”
Varonica: “Thanks! Your hairs so cute.”

by loopygal July 26, 2019

Varinda

(var-inda) A very very rad chick! Usually with long beautiful hair that always smells nice. Varinda's will never stand you up or leave you hangin.She always got your back.

Dude #1 : "I just shreded the gnar with Varinda!"

Dude # 2 : "Dude she's rad!"

by tsunamishred March 7, 2010

Varen

A kind and lovely person has no hate for anyone other than Willow. Represents the very best of humanity, the best guy you will ever meet. Cherish him forever.

Girl 1: OMG don’t you think Varen is lovely?
Girl 2: STFU bitch he’s all mine

by Cloud9ineteen December 27, 2021

Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX September 11, 2005

Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010