by Timmyd April 26, 2017
One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away
Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
by hondaslayer January 27, 2019
Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
by ChampKing December 15, 2022
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020
Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022
by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021
A gti Volkswagen is commonly driven by fully hecktic wogs trying to chop jap cars or just any rich white girl cause there parents bought it for them.
Oi bro, did you see me fly past that silvia at the red light back there, gti Volkswagen are that quick aye
by Milfhunter47 April 02, 2019