vertically challenged

A short person

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020

Verted

A feeling so esoteric it can not be explained nor replicated. It is simply unique, a mixed state of euphoria and reasoning.

After years of hard work and dedication, I finally achieved my goal. I am nothing but verted....

by 3_ September 2, 2021

vertijoe

a spinning sensation or loss of balance caused by telling lies

i lied to my work colleagues about practically every aspect of my life, things eventually spun out of control … it was the worst Vertijoe i ever had

by Poetic Justice Unplugged July 29, 2023

haricot vert

very skinny woman, like a green bean

Nicole Richie needs to eat, shes looking like a haricot vert lately.

by Scott Freah August 28, 2006

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Ab-vertising

1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.

2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.

1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.

2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.

by steelyhard April 12, 2010

Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010