Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

Utter Dunk

To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.

Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.

by Clever Mike September 3, 2009

uttered

When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!

"Dammit man! Handle your drugs!"
"I can't - I'm fucking uttered!"

by Rump January 30, 2004

Rubber utter

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.

She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.

by DWK December 26, 2007

utterly butterly

Margerine that tastes like butter, but is actually margerine.

"Oh my good gosh, I honestly can not believe it is not butter" *dies of shock*

by pj1234 December 8, 2004

Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008

utter-nipples

1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag

1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four

by paigeandconnor May 5, 2006