Upstairs Tenant

When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.

I don't understand! No matter how many times I flush, there's always shit in here! Oh! There's an upstairs tenant! Damn that's nasty.

by B. Hindman October 3, 2008

upstate new york

Whatever is north of the Capital District (Albany, Rensselaer, Schenectady). Looking at a county map of New York State would verify that.

Whoever said that Long Island was upstate has to be the biggest retard ever. Either that, or he never looked at a map of New York State before in his life.

by Omega Death May 8, 2005

Upstate New York Grass

The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.

Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.

by igrind yeet December 15, 2017

Upstate

People who think they're from New York until they go to college and realize that all the downstaters think the world ends after Yonkers.

I was driving west on the Tappan Zee Bridge heading upstate and when it was already too late realized the bridge was emptying into the pit of oblivion.

by DMX November 25, 2003

Upstate New York

Not the city, it is ... the Adirondack Region , the largest publicly protected area in the contiguous United States , the place where New York City get their water, the Finger Lakes region, a place where you can see stars, real ones not fake ones.

Joe: I'm from New York
Dullard: Whats it like in the city?
Joe: Upstate New York

by klobber February 22, 2020

upstate new york

Contrary to what many here seem to believe, there is more to NY than NYC/Long Island/"Upstate". People over 20 miles south of Albany do not generally consider themselves upstate, and sometimes take offense to being told so by people from NYC. Currently, the upsate economy is sadly depressing, but one can still see the remnants of the beautiful area full of character that once was Upstate New York in Saratoga especially.

Poughkeepsie isn't upstate, bastard.

by Mingreyy September 1, 2005

Upstate New York

Upstate New York, contrary to the belief of Long Islanders, does not begin just north of the city. NYC suburbs include Rockland, Orange, Westchester, Putnam, and Lower Dutchess counties - including Fairfield County, CT. "Upstate" begins north of those places, when there is no longer Metro-North train service to Grand Central Station.

Poughkeepsie is NOT part of upstate New York. However, slightly north of Poughkeepsie (i.e., Rhinebeck) is where "upstate" actually begins. On the flip side of the Hudson, Newburgh is not upstate. Newburgh is only an hour and a half from the city. Please don't call Newburgh upstate. West of the Hudson, upstate begins in Ulster county.

"I'm sorry, but Scarsdale is NOT upstate New York."

Person from Dutchess meets person from Long Island:
D: "Where are you from?"
LI: "Lawn-Guy-Lind. You?"
D: "Dutchess County...like, Poughkeepsie."
LI: "...Is that upstate? What's it like in upstate NY?"
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Person from Dutchess meets person from Renssalaer:
D: "Where are you from?"
R: "Albany. Well Renssalaer, but no one knows where that is....so Albany."
D: "Oh...I'm from Poughkeepsie."
R: "Is it warm there?"
D: "Uh..."
R: "You know upstate starts NORTH of the Hudson, right?"
D: *confused*

by new yawka fo-shizzle November 8, 2006