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Upol

This word defines any kind stupidity, idiocy, illiteracy. It also a slang only for upol defining people (straight up ass holes and Bhogchods)
Nafis Irteza is upol.
by Rekina January 27, 2019
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Peace be upon him

A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.
Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.
by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009
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styled upon

Prepositional adverb, past tense.

When some fabulous bastard unwittingly makes you look bad by mere proximity. This probably wouldn't have happened if you'd only just combed your hair, or at least buttoned your shirt...
Guy 1: Crap dude, GQ Jim just walked in. Look at that suit, oh man now Jessica's eyeballin him too, damn...
Guy 2: Should'a stepped it up, bro. Looks like you've been styled upon.
by Zing zing February 4, 2016
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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.
"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"
by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020
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all upons

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.
As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."
by Tom Leary May 31, 2005
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Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.

Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.

A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.

As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Aston Villa Newcastle upon Tyne artificial sperm libido Geordie
by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
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once upon a time

a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.
A: Ay cuz, didnt you go with Shante?

B: Once upon a time, ni**a

A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?

B: Hillcrest

A: She go to Bethel High School?

B: Yeah

A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?

B: Naw she aint been arrested

A: tisk tisk
by M. Du May 15, 2005
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