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Updog

Updog is a joke like Ligma or Bofa in which one person would ask for updog or ask if they know what updog is and the receiver will reply with ("What's updog?") and will be utterly disappointed when they fell for that obvious joke.
Guy: I came on this website to find out what Updog is and it won't even tell me...
by BiggieOunce February 15, 2019
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The bone in the upper region of your ass (at the top of your asscrack)
Dude I fell on my ass!
Where does it hurt?
On the upper part, the updotch
by conley010904 August 4, 2019
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Updog

A strange smell of canine fur in the current location or room, usually coming from the ceiling or the upper corners of the room.
"Ugh, it smells like updog around here. Imma go turn on the A/C."
by whats_updog December 21, 2020
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A word that randomly appears in a sentence so that the victim asks what it is. A play on words that refers to saying "what's up dog?".
Pee: Have you heard of the new updog?
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ
by secksman2 March 13, 2021
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Updog

He actually managed to pull this off, what an updog.
by cytoex November 11, 2021
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Updog

What you always smell every once in a while. Also known for being extremely unfunny.
Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.
by AshtyBoi August 12, 2021
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When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"
Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?

Retarded fuck: What's Updog?

Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
by 12321312323434 February 1, 2022
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