Updog is a joke like Ligma or Bofa in which one person would ask for updog or ask if they know what updog is and the receiver will reply with ("What's updog?") and will be utterly disappointed when they fell for that obvious joke.
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Get the Updotch mug.A strange smell of canine fur in the current location or room, usually coming from the ceiling or the upper corners of the room.
by whats_updog December 21, 2020
Get the Updog mug.A word that randomly appears in a sentence so that the victim asks what it is. A play on words that refers to saying "what's up dog?".
Pee: Have you heard of the new updog?
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ
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Get the Updog mug.Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.
by AshtyBoi August 12, 2021
Get the Updog mug.When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"
Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?
Retarded fuck: What's Updog?
Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
Retarded fuck: What's Updog?
Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?
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