useless

someone who's helpless and incompetent

Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb

by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Useless

The true definition of the term Useless is why Kakashi has his headband over his sharingan, to not copy Sakura Haruno's uselessness. Yes, Sakura Haruno is the true definition of useless.

"Damn, Sakura is so useless, the only thing she does is say "SASUKE!"."
"SASUKE!"

by SakuraIsUseless December 16, 2019

Useless

Gohan, not helpful, weakling

Why are you such a gohan. Stop being useless

by Azel4272 June 19, 2019

useless gay

its me. i’m the useless gay. hi.

Carey is such a useless gay

by rey is dying October 20, 2020

useless nami

We all know nami is useless since the beginning of one piece name one thing this bitch did on the series

Useless nami also knows as nami a girl who’s money hungry and don’t put in any work when it’s time to fight

by Just remember I’m here March 26, 2022

Uselessful

Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.

Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.

by oso31 March 16, 2009