UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

racially unstable

Someone who doesn’t understand race or what race they are

“I think I should be black not white” sis your racially unstable

by Latishajane6 May 4, 2019

Insanely unstable

That feeling when you drank too much red bull

Carl: Hey bro I'm insanely unstable.
Kyle: Yeahhhh...you might need to see a doctor..

by TheMarketMan July 14, 2022

moist and unstable

Crazy and horny

She's moist and unstable

by tsio_ September 21, 2016

Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.

You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.

by Mikkebak October 1, 2022