Steven Universe 

A kids show about a 14 year old boy, who is half human, half gem. He also has no neck. He lives with 3 ( technically 4 ) space aliens named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Garnet is 2 gay gems combined. Amethyst is an earthling. Pearl is gay for Steven’s dead mom. Steven’s dead mom Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond, one of the leaders of the gems. Also they recently made a movie where Steven has a neck. Easily the best show on CN

Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network

Steven Universe by INNITSTARS October 13, 2019

Life, the Universe and Everything 

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... 42.

"All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Life, the Universe and Everything by Bot the orange monkey warrior April 15, 2005

Biggest Douche in the Universe 

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.

Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!

"I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!"--John Edward

Biggest Douche in the Universe by Rabid_Caterpillar September 16, 2004

center of the universe 

the vagina

men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe

center of the universe by Alpino October 28, 2008

The whole universe 

Sad.

The whole universe is sad.

The whole universe by Dagr8guy October 3, 2020

centre of the universe

Toronto, ON, Canada.

Generally hated by the rest of Canada (especially the West!) "Centre of the universe" is a mocking reference to the attitude of self-importance Toronto is claimed to have.

"Those guys at the centre of the universe are talking about shootings like they actually have something to complain about." -- Guy from Vancouver

centre of the universe by it111 February 27, 2008

Grand scheme of the universe 

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".

Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

Grand scheme of the universe by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009