mexican unicorn 

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!

Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.

mexican unicorn by Locomotive November 30, 2014

Precious Unicorn 

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

Precious Unicorn by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Blind Unicorn 

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

Blind Unicorn by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Unicorn Poop 

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

or

"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

Unicorn Poop by Riotfish October 14, 2010

dirty dead unicorn 

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

dirty dead unicorn by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

Unicorn 

A mythical species of horse that is extremely hard,if not impossible to catch. Only virgins can come near a unicorn.A unicorn's horn is known to neutralize poison, cure any disease, resurrect the dead, and the unicorn itself will choose its companion. If you ever meet a unicorn, if it is not looking at you, or coming near you, forget about being its companion, or even coming near it. If you manage to capture the unicorn, you will obtain immortality. Don't cage in a unicorn when you keep it. It will run away.

Ian went into the forest for a week, trying to find a unicorn. But, he wasn't a virgin, so he wasted his time.

Unicorn by rainbowagainstsquares July 25, 2012

unicorns and rainbows 

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".

I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

unicorns and rainbows by Lovie311 March 21, 2014