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Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
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Unfortunamism

A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.
Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.
by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016
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unfortubate

adj.

A word describing something that makes you orgasm eventually, but is unpleasant enough that you'd probably have been better off masturbating
"How was that guy you brought home last night?"
"He tried to go down on me, but he was kinda drunk so it really was kind of unfortubate"
by The4nimal2020 May 19, 2018
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Unforsmelt

Innocent bystanders effected by a foul smell they could not have predicted.
Owh Trevor! Did you have a curry last night?! That was unforsmelt wasn’t it!
by Fifty shades of graham July 30, 2018
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Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.
"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "
by sKsSk February 8, 2020
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Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.
A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020
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unfortunate.times

unfortunate.times Is a TikTok user who makes amazing videos and is extremely nice. Although I am not mutuals with said human, I do enjoy their content.
“Oh! unfortunate.times liked my comment! I’m so happy!!”
by Olive.boy September 12, 2021
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