pull up your diaper

Stop behaving like a baby, be courageous, and get on with what needs to be done.

Pull up your diaper! Whining and cowering and generally behaving like a baby will not solve the problem. You need to do something about it.

by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009

Up Yourself

a different way of calling someone a snob

"You think you are so good, you are so up yourself"

by Miss Radioactive March 7, 2008

up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

lock up your daughters

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

by Bobbysez May 15, 2016

fill up your bean bag

Get ready for something. Particularly a significant event.

"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'

by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017