messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

typhon

Typhon is a son of the Titans in Ancient Greek mythology. Usually a male name. Not a very popular name. Seeing the titans were known to destroy the worlds for example.

Volcanos, earthquakes, tornadoes, mother nature’s beauty cleaning.

He is A strong, loyal and sweet man in a great and loving relationship. He will show you the world. If you cross him.

The raff in Typhon will explode.

He is a great friend and family member and will be there when you need him. Will surprise him when you least expect it. He is always full of energy and bubbly personality.

Enjoying life.

Typhon is my son.

Typhon is very handsome.

by #mumlove#ncj# June 19, 2018

typhoonisolm

People with a fetish for typhoons

The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.

by NotWorking March 5, 2018

Typaids

An syndrome that doesn’t allow you to type fast, because you make a lot of typing problems.

OMG OMG OMG, MY UNCLW IS MARRIWF WITH YOUR MOM.
*UNCLW AND MRRIED
*UNCLE AND MARRD
UGH I HATE TYPAIFS
*TYPAIDS

by ROBLOXOBBY123 August 5, 2018

Typhoid Moron

Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.

Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.

by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020

Typative

Having a tendency to type very lengthy text messages, comments, replies, etc.

“She gets really typative after she drinks a pot of coffee.”

by Acacia Elaine February 26, 2021

typeass

A Ugly mule

Hey Abby You Look Bout Typeass

by dashotta January 18, 2021