Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 19, 2019

Twat

Slang word for a vagina

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

by leahcim99 November 2, 2013

twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad

come on love show us your twat thatch

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

Twat-licker

One who gives oral sex to a women, using the tongue in various ways.

That twat-licker really had some skills.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

twat rot

a vigina that is carrying a host of diseases.

Make sure you have plenty of protection because Gina gots the twat rot again.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Twat Boy

Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.

Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.

Ohhhhhh... Children(drool)

Flatmate 1: Twat Boy, do the dishes.

Twat Boy: Yeah, just watch me.

by Wolfboy June 29, 2004