Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Tweelete

To tweet something pithy, and realize you will anger/annoy a large audience, and immediately delete said tweet.

Did you see Steve Martin's awesome tweelete?

I read it, then, poof, it was gone, tweeleted!

by Volleyball.Chick_9 July 18, 2017

Tweedle waffle

A person almost comparable to a twat waffle, but more useless

She expects everything... But does nothing.. and even her genitals smell like overdraft ... the dumb tweedle waffle

by Megumi Luna July 18, 2018

Tweetbleating

Repeating tired, ill-conceived, and well-worn nonsensical statements and propaganda when attempting to engage on the social media site called Twitter

Rick Wilson, author and world-renowned cutter of bitches and gutter of fish: “Muting anyone with a Red X is like magic.”

In response, one his readers (KC) replied, “I picture them all off in a cyber colony, just tweetbleating what snowflakes we are.”

by Exasperated Ninja August 14, 2018

tweekle

When the autistic kid grabs someone's ass and gets away with it

Josh pulled a tweekle

by Daddylongd3 May 17, 2019

Tweedle

Can be seen as torture for many
Dinosaurs have had this done
But for (micros) it's seen as enjoyment

The dinosaur got Tweedled whilst doing PE

by Nelsonator Is Fat February 6, 2020

Tweedleer

It was seen as a torture method for Dinos.
For (micros) it's seen as enjoyment

The dinosaur saw the masked Tweedleer in PE

by Nelsonator Is Fat February 6, 2020