Flamming Twat Waffle 

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

Flamming Twat Waffle by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

pretentious twat waffle 

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

pretentious twat waffle by word woman July 24, 2014

twatwaddle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaffling 

v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.

I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.

twatwaffling by Larayne April 26, 2014

inbred twat waffle

when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc

I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.

inbred twat waffle by cherlotus July 29, 2016

Cum guzzling twat waffle 

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

Cum guzzling twat waffle by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 23, 2016

totwaffle 

Noun: The end product when cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. May also be used as a mild insult or curse word.

"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"

"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"

"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"

totwaffle by TLPH June 3, 2014