Sacramento Turtleneck

When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.

She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>

by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009

Turtleneck

Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.

"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"

Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.

by Dick Changler September 12, 2016

Turtleneck

Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.

We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.

Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.

by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019

turtleneck

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.

"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"

by The Greek Gods December 25, 2008

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010

Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.

Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift

by rocket69 August 3, 2010

Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.

Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.

by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016