1 definition by SlowAsMolasses

Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.
We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.

Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.
by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019
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