turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Turtle

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

by nip/tuck May 16, 2007

turtle

a baggy stuffed with chronic

u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s

by robert May 13, 2005

Turtle

Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.

Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.

by i hate turtles December 14, 2010

Turtle

A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.

The turtle ate my children.

by The All Knowing Ninja May 11, 2011

turtle

a bum who only takes a shit every other hour

man that new kid is a shitty turtle

by scc12321 October 19, 2010

Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012