Turbo Dog

Violent Explosive Marathon of Diarrhea...

He drank so much last night that he was "turbo dogging" all day

by The Cub Dog November 28, 2010

Turbocrutch

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.

Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"

by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011

Turbonegro

The greatest band of all time, these Denim Demons hail from Norway, speak German and sing in English. Their display of talent never ceases to dazzle. Their fanbase consists of extremely devoted "Turbo-Jugend", translated from German, Turbo Youth, wears denim jackets ("DER KUTTE") and kicks some serious ass.

Turbonegro is the best Death Punk band - no, wait - the best BAND ever!

by flip dizzle April 1, 2005

driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.

Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"

by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008

Chicago Sunroof Turbo

Positioning one's rectum directly onto the air intake of the victim's sleep apnea machine then farting, thereby pressurizing the evil stench before slamming it at a high rate of speed and pressure through the mask , nose and lungs of the unlucky victim.

After stealthily entering the abode of mine enemy with the intent and malice aforethought of delivering unto him a Chicago Sunroof, I looked upon him did see that he wore a sleep apnea mask. And this was bad, for a mask would surely be of hindrance to said delivery. And so I thought hastily and did contrive of a new delivery system. A system even more heinous than usual. And hence I did drop trou and placed my rectum directly upon the air intake of his sleep apnea machine and did unleash the darkness that dwells within my bowels, hence, inventing the Chicago Sunroof Turbo.

by Seven62 February 21, 2015

Turbo Slut

A slut who goes above and beyond that of a normal slut. One who not only sleeps with numerous people but has no shame in attempting to get on every guy at the party, club, or other social event. A turbo slut will quickly screw her way through an entire group of friends than move on to the next group. Because the turbo sluts reputation precedes them, they most commonly strike very drunk men, who have lost the ability to defend themselves from their skanky, evil ways.

Dude! I can't believe it, she's already slept with Joe, Cooper and Joe W! What a turbo slut!

by L tastic February 7, 2010

Turbo Virgin

A person that actively repels members of the opposite/same sex. Turbo virgins are not limited to sex or sexuality. A turbo virgin is essentially being the supreme incel.

“Johnny is such a turbo virgin. He gave this girl a free ride to the beach, and didn’t even get no wet wet”

“Wow Johnny really is a turbo virgin”

by Fat Nephew September 7, 2021