Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Tuddle bug

A cuddly pal

Lannie: you’re such a cute tuddle bug
Fenton: very mature of you, lannie

by Collettepicard3455 May 2, 2018

Tuddle Muffin

The ultimate cuddle buddy. Simply put, there’s nobody better.

Get you’re own tuddle muffin, he’s mine!!

by Leriks1296 May 8, 2018

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Turdulence

when your belly starts to rumble, signalling the onset of a poo or fart.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am experiencing some turdulence

by tommymackstubator June 18, 2018

Turdlette

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

by Honky Tonk Grandma September 24, 2018