the Lean and Tuck

An effective way of hiding your boner! Also a popular dance craze in new york teens!

First: You lean over at your waist.
Second: You cross one leg over the other and SQUEEZE.

You do the lean an tuck in critical situations.

Guy 1: Oh my god today i saw the hottest girl ever when i was walking down the street. All of a sudden i got this HUGE boner, but the lean and tuck saved the day. She didn't assume a thing. We're going on a date tonight!

Guy 2: Wow that's so cool! Next time i get a boner I'm definitely gonna try out the lean and tuck.

by Mr. Snuggles & Co. May 28, 2010

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Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

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Tucked in beef

Vagina

When I was a young lass, I had very nice tucked in beef.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.

by Erin Flynn October 24, 2008

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Tuck and Jerk

The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.

I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.

by Junior96 December 5, 2011

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