Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Taseonna

Taseonna is the most beautiful girl ever!Taseonna May not think she is beautiful but she truly is inside and outside!Taseonna is the most outgoing, fun loving, caring girl you can find. Taseonna befriended by a lot of people due to her no bullshit attitude. Taseonna is sensitive and quiet and likes to keep to herself ,but not all the time Taseonna wants to be loved.Taseonna Makes an amazing girlfriend due to her loyalty an caring manure. If you let Taseonna get away your doomed to regret letting her get away for the rest of your days boo.Taseonna never lets a friend down.Taseonna the most beautiful girl to ever exist!

Rosabella:I made a new friend today she is wonderful person to be around she is a nice person and really beautiful.
Micheal: She must be a Taseonna

by R3d Gyal September 9, 2019

Tradee

Slang for tradesperson

Tradee, a tradesperson that efficiently completes jobs your husband couldn't

If you don't fix that leak I'll get a Tradee to do it instead.

by Be Informed May 12, 2021

S Tease D

The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.

I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.

by Mr. Carr August 13, 2009

Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

by thecatan August 5, 2012

Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.

Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"

by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012