Towel Wave

Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.

NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.

by njrover January 25, 2013

Towel Lounge

1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.

2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness

*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*

Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper

Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging

by feistypeacawk August 20, 2013

towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses

gio scotti looks like a towel boy in ancient greece

by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023

Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

by Elindale January 6, 2010

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

by bikesniffer May 8, 2014

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015