torture chamber 

In basketball, when you have your back to the basket and just push your defender closer and closer towards the basket with your butt.

Mark Jackson will put you in the torture chamber in a second, he doesn't care who you are.

torture chamber by Jason Quad4x April 28, 2004

torture bullet 

(n.) a bullet that, when fired at a living organism, it has the following effects:
-Immortality
-Every pain imaginable and unimaginable in this universe increasing in intensity 1 million times every 1 millionth of a second.
-Permanent consciousness

Example 1:
Dustin: Hey Jeff, you going to Greg's party on Saturday?
Jeff: You kidding? I'd rather be shot by the torture bullet!

torture bullet by dsahraie May 31, 2011

Torture Rack 

A sexual act in which the male inserts one testicle into the vagina, and the other stretches into the butthole.

I can't believe my ball sack didn't rip when I gave your girl the torture rack last night.

Torture Rack by heavywayne July 3, 2010

Torture bed 

Where you sleep when you have no other options.

By the time Willow decided to attend her stepmother’s remarriage to Joe-the-Plumber, all the motels in Provincetown had been booked, so she spent the pre-nuptials night on a frenemy’s pullout torture bed and ruined her party back.

“Silas,” says Gal, “I seriously want to stay the weekend and help curate your 3,000-piece Educa Amsterdam puzzle, but the prospect of winding up gagging in your torture bed makes me honestly say I must beg off.”
“I know it’s not the torture bed but the Axe,” says Silas. “It’s always been the Axe.”

Torture bed by Hifalutin! February 7, 2022

Torture Furry Tuesday 

Torture Furry Tuesday is every tuesday. On that day you get to kill furries with any weapon of your choice and get away with it.

Furry: My favorite day of the week is fursuit friday!
Chad: You know what my favorite day of the week is?
Furry: What?
Chad: Torture furry tuesday. *pulls out shotgun*

Torture Furry Tuesday by ShitAndPissAreInMyPants February 12, 2023

torture artist 

A sadist that makes torturing others into a creative artform or sometimes just a really offensive piece of work.

Person A: "My english professor is such a torture artist. She assigned 3, 10-page essays all due before the end of term."
Person B: "But wait isn't the end of term next week?"
Person: "Exactly."

torture artist by PimpstressMI October 1, 2014

torture time

Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.

It’s torture time

torture time by .;). November 6, 2020