Throngled

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

He could not move after being viciously throngled

by That guy from that place that March 6, 2022

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.

Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020

Toonces' Muff

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.

"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."

by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013

toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.

"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."

by BigScreech October 31, 2013

Tokonut

A pipe that has a coconut as it's chamber and a swirly mouthpiece.

Holy shit man you got so crippled from that tokonut.

by Ryan Shaw February 20, 2005

Throner

1) The boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "Game of Thrones." 2) a boner acquired by watching the intense sexual scenes in "Game of Thrones."

Did you see episode two? I had a massive throner the entire time!

by Terry Sachs May 4, 2013

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015