tomacawk

n., slang for an Indian dildo, jokingly referred to by the Slapaho Indian tribe

That's the finest tomacawk I've ever seen.

by Luke W. aka tomacawk April 23, 2007

Tomahawked

The act of epically scalping someone on Black Ops

Juan and Arthur where playing Black Ops when all of a sudden Juan tomahawked Arthur then he t-bagged him.

by Chuck Sleezy January 4, 2011

Tomacco

Any plant of the Genis Nicotiana tobacum Lycopersicon of which produces a narcotic and extremely addictive affect when consumed usu. orally

Cheif Wiggum: Hey ralph be careful with thta tomacco plant

Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma

Ralph Wiggum: I want More

by Brother Number One November 6, 2003

Tarmac

A mixture of crushed rock and tar with was a pre curser to modern Asphalt.

Of course you only hear the word now days by nit wit news people who picked up the term after the 1972 TWA hi-jacking where British reporters on the scene referred to the airliner "sitting on the tarmac". In British terms they commonly use tarmac like we in the USA would use the word "Asphalt". As is so common with reporters they like to repeat words and phrases that have an International flavor whether they know the meaning or not.

You are driving down an old country road constructed with the old fashioned process of rock and tar called "tarmac"

by Reid Alan August 19, 2010

Tarmander

a one of a kind pokemon, also refered to as tarmen

when tarmander evolves she becomes whoreturtle

also see tarmen

by Liximoo August 3, 2010

Tomah Shuffle

The act of stopping during a road trip for the sole purpose of shuffling passengers and drivers either within one car or across multiple cars in the convoy.

The reasons for a Tomah Shuffle vary and include but are not limited to: foul odor, fatigue, quarreling between passengers, payload issues, excessive banter, or because one was scheduled.

The origins of the name come from an abnormally cool late summer day. The boys were in the middle of the five hour trek from Milwaukee on their way to Minneapolis to visit LEGO land at mall of America as well as a round of mini golf if time allowed. Since it was lunch time. The boys decided to stop in Tomah, Wisconsin and visit the Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet to sample the local fare. However, to the disappointment of the boys, the buffet was taken out during a remodel prior to their arrival. Since there was no other reason to spend any amount of time in Tomah, the boys decided to get back into the car and continue their journey. Due to the excitement and later devastation caused by the buffet, the boys forgot their seating arrangement and had to make a new one on the spot, thus the Tomah Shuffle was born.

Since we were four hours into our nine hour drive and I was getting too tired to drive, we decided to pull onto the Casey’s general store parking lot and pull of a Tomah Shuffle to choose a new driver so it was safe to continue the 30 mile drive to the nearest kwik trip where we could stop and buy some coffee and Mac and cheese before finishing the journey.

by Deadeye Donny August 19, 2019

Tomalio

A prick that thinks hes cool cause he has white gramdma hair.
Which isnt cool, its lameeeeee!

Tomalio: Look at me, im sooooo cool. I have gramdma hair.

Normal Person: Thats dumb

Tomalio: Noooo! Its coooooool!

Normal Person: Ok loser.

by I is a person 2 September 25, 2021