Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!

I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night

by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009

topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.

c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.

by lungpig June 18, 2003

trooperness

troop-er-ness

v.intr.

1.
a. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation.
b. Informal: One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
c. Informal: A pleasant companion

'You drank that beer you put your cigarette out in? THAT is trooperness.'

by 87natty July 14, 2007

Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010

Russian Storm Trooper

A Russian Storm Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing to do with russia, russians, or anything related to russia. A russian storm trooper can be found in it's natural habitat asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder of the class.

Russian Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some of your tacos?
Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's.
Russian Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving!
Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian Storm Trooper.

by Nathan39 November 23, 2010