Tool

An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.

-Yo, word yo.
-Scott. Shut up. You're such a tool.

by asdfunm April 10, 2006

Tool

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007

Tool

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.

The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.

by Anonymous October 31, 2002

Tool

A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.

1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.

2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."

3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"

4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!

5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!

6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.

by Born of a Broken Man August 21, 2008

Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009

Tool

A guy who is used, like a tool, he will drive you places and he will do you favors and a suckup

Me: Hey your a tool
Brian Porter:Yea ik

by Mel Van Solkama January 2, 2010