An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.
by asdfunm April 10, 2006
Get the Toolmug. An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007
Get the Toolmug. by Anonymous October 31, 2002
Get the Toolmug. A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.
1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
by Born of a Broken Man August 21, 2008
Get the Toolmug. A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011
Get the Toolmug. A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011
Get the Toolmug. by Starscraftin'91 July 8, 2011
Get the Toolmug.