Tanner

A great wonderful person whom is caring lovable...and ladies man....lol

Wow i want a Tanner like that!

whoa he is so awesome and just a great lovable person with a great grl.

by undeadsoulja2323 February 4, 2010

Tanner

Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.

Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!

by Mr.Bo-jakels April 19, 2009

Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

tenner

A dime bag; 10 dollars worth of weed

"Yo you wanna go down on a tenner?"

by titanstrack March 28, 2007

Tanner Story

a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."

Example of a Tanner Story:

This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.

by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009

tenner shoes

a shoe that laces, usually worn during high activity.

Can you please put on your Tenner Shoes?

by Diamond Doll February 13, 2017

metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005