toilet

A term of light derision originating in England

"ya fackin toilet, youve gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy, Lucie, hes gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy". Said Ian.

by Jonny Tennant December 10, 2005

toilet

A derogatory reference to a girls ass.

Look at the toilet on her!

by I said it's Drew May 20, 2006

toilet

where your shit goes after you r dun shitting.

THINK OF THE FISHES!
Would you like someone crapping in your home?

by You dont know me July 11, 2003

toilet

Brett's wife

That Cunt Brett's wife is a right toilet.

by Zellip February 16, 2004

toilet

the ass of a fat girl

DAMN!!! look at that toilet!

by sick December 15, 2003

toilet

If something is 'toilet' it is crap

Harry: dude, that stuff is nasty

Alex: yeah man, it's toilet

Harry: fo shiz

by Harry W October 02, 2006

toilets

Small venues holding 100-300 people, the first stepping stone for a new band.

..they're currently touring the toilets and building up a fanbase

by marinaorgan June 08, 2003