hegata-tor

a drug induced dream In which weird things happen. Psychedleic and totally off the hook these dreams are the best by far.

While on Vicadin I had a dream about a half real half cartoon world. AND we wnet to army capm with a pool full of floating motorcycles. Awesome just fucking awesome hegata-tore

by Josef Ebb April 3, 2008

Mina tor

an editor on urban dictionary who's read practicly every entry, a.k.a me

mina tor knows what philus degestation means

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 12, 2018

Uffe Tor

Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.

Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"

by Harpovich November 21, 2023

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024

Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10

Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".

by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015

Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.

I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024