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Israeled

Being given the opportunity to be who you are, practice what you believe in, and be loved for it… all while being the scapegoat for all of the world’s problems.
When you go to a restaurant and pay a friend’s bill, the table next to you complains that you didn’t pay their bill too. While they complain, they accidentally spill their drink, and then blame you for being the cause of their spilled drink. You were Israeled for being kind to your friend.
by Bananamama December 27, 2023
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israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!
by ggreals November 4, 2023
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Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!
by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When you commit a terrorist attack and then find yourself dead and buried under rubble, along with all of your terrorist friends, you've been Israeled.
Hassan Nasrallah and Hezbollah fired thousands of missiles at Israel, killed hundreds of US Marines and French soldiers, and hijacked the entire country of Lebanon. He and a his commanders were finally killed in a devastating example of FAFO. Justice was served. They got Israeled.
by BookGuySD September 30, 2024
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Israel

Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
by Factsforpeace November 12, 2023
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Israelizing

An act of creating some fake things and forcing other to believe it as a truth.
My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
by Mezzi__ January 25, 2024
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Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours
by banjana June 11, 2024
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