taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.
by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010
Get the Taint Tipper mug.There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.
Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
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1: To stand on the tips of your toes and walk as a notion of stealth
2: to "Get Some"
3: A Term for someone who dances well
4: A word in which there is no cool way to say
2: to "Get Some"
3: A Term for someone who dances well
4: A word in which there is no cool way to say
1: Sam Fisher was on his tippy toes on his latest mission
2: She gives me all the Tippy Toes I Need
3: Look at that tippy toes. Fuck ballet
4:
Christian Mu: I'm a big biker and I had to tippy toe my way past the cop
Alex Johnson: That was an incredibly gay word
2: She gives me all the Tippy Toes I Need
3: Look at that tippy toes. Fuck ballet
4:
Christian Mu: I'm a big biker and I had to tippy toe my way past the cop
Alex Johnson: That was an incredibly gay word
by Christian Mu March 7, 2008
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Get the tipperary mug.Drinking game where a plastic cup is set at the edge of a table and flicked up. point of the game is to get the cup to land upright. if it doesn't the person takes a shot.
by NattyIce October 24, 2005
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Al gore's bitch who started the PMRC putting Parental Advisory stickers that were supposed to "save children" but actually makes them want the cd more
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