Thread the needle

If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging

Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play

by yomama13 February 20, 2015

thread executor

1. A mod who is known for thread killing after a single off topic post, even if it goes back on topic
2. A person who often sends posts off topic, so the thread gets killed by a mod

Oh damn, who gave him mod status, he became a fucking thread executor

by Threadkilla January 26, 2015

Thread the Needle

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

by Nilano April 14, 2008

Thread-Head

To have a someone give you head through your jeans, usually costing extra with a lap dance from a stripper.

Zac: Did you have a good time with Mercedes?

Mike: Hell Yeah, I totally got some Thread-Head!

by Zac123 June 14, 2010

thread-shitting

What golden canadian robots do on threads they don't personally like.

3PO: If it weren't for me arguing, this thread would die, so you should THANK me. It is definitely not thread-shitting.

by Thready January 18, 2008

thread the needle

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009

thread being

anyone who posts to a thread; especially perpetually

"I want to thank all of you fellow thread beings for posting in this thread."

by LivingDog July 29, 2007