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thort

A pussy that has been bored out so long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boner as well as nightmares.
That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.
by Mark Schlouse March 13, 2003
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thorgasm

1) an orgasm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an orgasm that, when directed at a member of the opposite sex, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force
Man, Sally was a real animal last night. A car alarm went off after I thorgasmed.

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Well, I think it's plain to see what happened here. She clearly died as a result of thorgasm-related trauma.
by B-Zok December 7, 2006
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thoraxcorp

Thoraxcorp sells total stardom solutions (be it of the political or financial variety). The owner and CEO is Gent DeLabor. Other employees include Rode and Leg DeLabor.
by squirrelavengerr May 27, 2004
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Thoraxcorp.com

One of the best domain companies around. They recently purchased 'Arial' font.
by Phil Errup October 20, 2004
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Thotamus Prime

A name given to the ultimate thot in a school. The thot who will try anything to show their status as a thot. Tends to lead a pack of thots. In most cases has a snapchat full of nudes and has slept with more guys than one would care to count.
"She's Thotamus Prime, I heard she even went for the nerdy fat guy who sits alone all the time."
by Anonymous Bullshit March 14, 2018
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Thotarottie

Mark: you see Veronica over there talking to Gerald and she juss broke up with Conner?

Carter: yeah, she a thotarottie, onb!
by Poopoololipop12 February 1, 2020
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Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.
"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"
by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004
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