A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
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An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.
"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"
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