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Twoint
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An original lyric from pedro and gringo's "the last
thing
you want is ant to
bite
you scrotum". Means
twat
but is used to rhyme with joint
"Tried to find Akila but he was
smoking
a joint.
Whistle
man
turned up but he was a total twoint."
Twoint
by
bunford
December 5, 2004
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