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Twoint
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An original lyric from
pedro
and
gringo
's "the last thing you want is ant to bite you scrotum". Means twat but is used to rhyme with
joint
"Tried to find Akila but he was
smoking
a
joint
.
Whistle
man
turned up but he was a total twoint."
Twoint
by
bunford
December 5, 2004
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