Theresa May

A fucking cunt

Someone needs to knock Theresa May out

by Skrdrdr on dem pussies July 23, 2018

Theysbian

A lesbian who uses they/them pronouns. May be nonbinary, but not always.

Lesbian 1: Hey what are your pronouns?

Lesbian 2: they/them.
Lesbian 1: Oh you're a theysbian? Very sexy of you.

by Gay Pride Carl Weezer October 13, 2020

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.

man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.

by fuckitbig April 30, 2009

Because the yes

Because, the yes

Jim says why
Tim: because the yes

by Because the yes September 19, 2021

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

Theoespian

A Theoespian is a former actor or actress who finds salvation, usually after they recieve their last residual check.

To learn more about these Theoespians, search for people like Kirk Cameron, Lisa Welcsh or Willie Aames.

by Captain Corky July 30, 2008