feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

thenis

When a man has so much fat that it is hard to find the penis as the thighs are in the way.

See also thip (female form).

He has to wear sweat pants. There's no way he can fit his thenis in jeans.

He just aims in the general direction of the urinal. He hasn't seen his thenis in years.

by elvira69 January 25, 2011

theisy

A smart, funny and beautiful girl, loves adventures, and usually gets her name mistaken for Stacey often

Wow have you seen that girl theisy she's so amazing

by Sjdjdjdid April 18, 2017

themightydonut

The Most Amazing Donut In The World, Deserves To Be Praised By All

All Praise TheMightyDonut

by TheMightyDoughnut September 14, 2018

pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline

He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.

by mann September 17, 2012

Joe Theisman

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.

God! Joe Theisman has a great arm

by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006

Thems the breaks

I fucked up and tried to fix it but everyones left my Party, getting kicked out your job at the worst time for anyone else to pick up the torch.

“I know that there will be many people who are relieved, and perhaps quite a few who will also be disappointed.

“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”

by Fellowkids July 7, 2022