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teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 15, 2005
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Theet

an upscale of cankles
no change in leg size from thigh to feet.
She can't run, because she has theet.
by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008
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Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.
Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!
by kutmye July 19, 2009
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cyock and teets

As a student systems admin at my college,
our group office was across the hall from one of our Middle Eastern professors. We
often had talks of sexual nature with our
office door open. At one point we imagined
him complaining about us in a heavy accent
and trying to say cock and tits.
All dat dey are talking about is cyock and teets!
by Dan Logcher June 30, 2004
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teets

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.
by yo_daddyB June 12, 2005
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tweetsie

Twitter theme; Twitter background; Plural: tweetsies
What's your Tweetsie?
by Tweetsies May 10, 2009
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