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pimp theater

That practiced prance of rooster drama often seen in a pimp’s repertoire.
Although in prison, far away from the rush of street business, I caught his pimp theater in every move he made.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 12, 2019
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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
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teacher

animals that can talk
''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."
by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011
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Margaret Thatcher

An absolute cunt who was a disgrace to the people and the workers. An enemy of the Irish and the Argentines, someone who’s death was an absolute relief. Led the UK for 11 years too many.
Guy: I think Margaret Thatcher was a great leader
Anyone with common sense: Shoots the guy
by Irish_LeftWing March 1, 2019
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theater butt

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.
That movie was so long I got theater butt.
by ms72 April 13, 2009
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High school shop teacher

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010
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