Back Splat

A term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person's shirt/T-shirt.

Girl: "Man I'm so sweaty, do I have a Back Splat?"
Best Friend: "No no your fine..."

by naomi.j October 18, 2008

Double Splat

When You Decide To Skydive Without A Parachute And Before Going Splat You Decide To Masturbate. Upon Conclusion The Jizz Splats In Your Face And Then You Go Splash.

NY Dream Way Of Dying Is Via Double Splat.

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018

fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

Cunt splat

A person who is very!! annoying and is is comparable with virginal discharge.

You Fucking Cunt Splat!!

by Mr mike Hunt July 23, 2010

Drip Splat

When a girl sucks your dick and you cum on her face

My nigga K went drip splat on this girls face

by SKIIIII-BAAAAAL October 30, 2011

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.

Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

by ebuygum April 24, 2009