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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

The Three Ring Circus 

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"
Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

The Nuvy Ring Toss 

When your girl has the contraceptive "Nuva Ring" and your dick is really small.While you are fucking her the ring slips over your dick like a ring toss. Hence, The Nuvy Ring Toss
I was fucking my girl last night and The Nuvy Ring Toss got me!!!
The Nuvy Ring Toss by Flabber Butt February 8, 2009

ring the alarm 

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.
"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel
ring the alarm by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

thumped in the o-ring 

In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!

the red ring of death 

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period
pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis